Some Catholic Humor ….?
There once was a religious young man who went to Confession. Upon entering
the confessional, she said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."
The priest said, "Confess your sins and be forgiven."
The couple said: "Last night my boyfriend made mad, passionate love to
Me seven times. "
The priest thought long and hard and then said, "Squeeze seven lemons into a
glass and then drink the juice. "
The girl asked: "Does that give me clean of my sins?"
The priest said, "No, but that was wiped out smile on his face."
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- The Confessions do in the Catholic Church in the city of New York between parishioners and priest face to face?
- Another issue Catholic confession?
- This could be long questions so bare With Me! Why are not Catholic priests and nuns allowed to have sex?
ha ha thats funny Heres one for u: a nun on a bus
A guy is traveling in the bus stop when the most beautiful woman he has never seen. The only problem is that she is a nun.
Decided to approach her anyway. "Sister, you're the most beautiful woman I've seen and I have sex with you." he says.
"I'm sorry but I have given my body to God." that the answers and then leaves.
Suddenly, the bus driver turned to the man and said "I know a way you can get in your sack."
The bus driver tells the man about how the nun goes to confessional everyday at 3 PM.
The bus driver tells the man of your kind and happy to know that leaving is going to get.
The next day at 3 the guy is in the booth dressed in a priest. When the nun approaches in the darkness, he said "Sister, God has told me I have to have sex with you."
She replies: "Well, God has said, we must. However, due to my strong commitment to God, I will have only until ***."
The figures of this kind is not a problem and now have the best sex ever.
After he is out of his team of whips and said, "I am surprised the guy on the bus."
With that the nun turns around and says, "I'm surprised the bus driver.
I like …. much … that is a scream.
Profile HAHA that was good ….
LOL Now that made me laugh a lot because it's true.
………. you promised me not to repeat that story!
Do you think the priest realized that I'm not even Catholic?
Damn straight is! LOL = D hehehe
Oh. Ja, ja.