Question For Catholics. (be warned jokes)?
I want to go to confession …………………………… How do I tell him that I masturbated and had sex before marriage say sex and masturbated?
I want to go to confession …………………………… How do I tell him that I masturbated and had sex before marriage say sex and masturbated?
You can not. Do not worry. Tell your sins simply and honestly. Do not be embarrassed. He has heard it all before.
The Catholic Church believes that "Only God forgives sin."
When a penitent person asks God for forgiveness, his (or his) sins are immediately forgiven.
Catholics also believe that when someone sins that not only hurt their relationship with God, but also hurt the whole church, the body of Christ.
Jesus said, "I will give you the keys of the kingdom of heaven. What bind on earth shall be bound in heaven, and whatever you loose on earth shall be loosed in heaven. "(Matthew 16:19)
And when he had said this, breathed on them and told them: "Receive the Holy Spirit. Who forgives sins are forgiven, whose sins you retain are retained. " (Luke 20:22-23)
Oral confession of sins, it is recommended over and over again in both the Old and New Testament:
• James 5:16
• Acts 19:18
• Matthew 3:5-6
• Mark 1:5
• 1 Timothy 6:12
• 1 John 1:9
• Numbers 5:6-7
• Nehemiah 9:2
• Sir 4:26
The Sacrament of Penance and Reconciliation with a priest ordained in the name of Jesus Christ not only reconciles the sinner to God, but with the whole church, including you and me.
Remember that all sacraments are encounters with God. This sacrament is a healing encounter between God and the penitent.
For more information, see the Catechism of the Catholic Church, section 1422 et seq: http://www.usccb.org/catechism/text/pt2s …
With love in Christ.
I do not know quite how to break the news to you, but here goes.
These are not sins, which are normal behavior. It was given to enjoy your body, do not feel guilty about.
Masturbation does not appear in the Bible so you need to ask why the priests teach that it is a mistake.
Could it be that like to hear all the details? Now there is a thought.
He did tell u that it is a mortal sin masturbation (not sure if sex is)
You can say Jacked off and fornicata.
God knows what they have done. If you can not be mature enough to say "jerk" and "sex", then you are not mature enough to do any of those things. Do not be afraid, God has heard all.
Just saying to Him! Remember that everything is between you, the priest, and Him.It to feel good, better than masturbation, which told the Father.God bless!
Prove.
lol arent jacking off and sex before marriage, so the sins?
LOL I want to go to confession once just to see what the priest would say if I said:
"Forgive me father for I have sinned, its 30 years since my last confession …. I was Whacked in the bushes and killed and ate my cousin "
Muhahaha
be honest ..
said the priest who has sinned and explain what he did say other words .. Whacked off and as fornicata .. or something ..
The priest should realize that nobody is perfect and you are ok.
If you do not know who is the other side of the confession, so what matters. Maybe you can go to a church where they do not know if you think the priest acknowledged that you are, and let it out.
EDIT
The Bible says nothing about masturbation. Is not mentioned anywhere in writing. You can bet the priest is not averse to it. So, forget that, it is a sin. There is no prohibition in writing.
^ ^ ^ ^ HAHAHA LMAO! show!
Just answer honestly. You never say to a priest who has not heard before. We must confess all sin, otherwise we are guilty of a sin. The priest does not judge and you are not the first person to confess this sin. You will feel better after the sacrament, just be aware of the grace you receive, it is sometimes easy to miss if your mind is calm and open to the Holy Spirit.
pray and ask God for forgiveness.
not him.
Really? Or just an April fool joke?
Be honest and tell the truth. There is nothing to be ashamed of. The priests are trained to listen to the best and worst in people.
I see you all have fun with it.
Here is how to express that, if I can not bring yourself to say it clearly: Confess that you are unclean and impure with other before marriage. Every priest must "get it" immediately. But keep in mind that they have heard all, in many ways.
You could say: I have stimulated my genitals for sexual pleasure, and I am guilty of fornication.