Catholic Priest Joke?
Willys cynical thought for the day;
Did anyone else notice when you dial a wrong number, you will never get a busy signal cursed?
A woman starts dating a married doctor. Soon she becomes pregnant and do not know what to do. Nearly nine months later, just when you will give birth, a priest comes into the hospital for an infection of the prostate gland.
The doctor tells the woman: "I know what I'll do. After I've operated on the priest will give the baby to him and tell him it was a miracle. "
"Do you think that works?" asks the doctor.
"It's worth trying," he says. So the doctor delivers the baby and then operates on the priest. After the operation you are the priest and says, "Father, you will not believe this."
"What?" says the priest. "What happened?"
"You gave birth to a child."
"But that's impossible!"
"I just do the operation," insists the doctor. "It's a miracle! Here's your baby. "
About fifteen years go, and the priest realizes that his son should tell the truth. One day he sits the boy down and says, "Son, I have something to say. I'm not your father. "
The child says, "What do you mean, not my father?"
The priest replies, "I am your mother. The archbishop is your father. " Http: / / www.total-knowledge.com/ ~ willyblu …
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BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDD …
???? I'm not Catholic has no idea what your talking about????
A Catholic priest and a child molester walk into the bar ….
And that was just the first guy. <rimshot>
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xD
Thank you. I needed that.
- 16 yo Pagan
rolfmao!
Hahah, very good.
Eh. I was hoping for something better.
Good!
ROFLMAO !!!!!!!! That was absolutely brilliant! Thanks loads for the laugh!
Blessed be!
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